Luke 20:27-40 · The Resurrection and Marriage
The Monsters We Are All Afraid Of
Luke 20:27-40
Sermon
by Leonard Sweet
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We've all seen those old medieval world maps that tried to accurately represent the world as it was then known. At the edges of these maps, where knowledge and exploration petered out, imagination and fear took over. In a large, cautionary hand, the cartographers would scrawl over these mysterious regions the ominous warning, "There be dragons!"

Like medieval map-makers, most of us as children also instinctively feared that which was just out of our sight, just beyond our scrutiny. Has anyone seen Disney and Pixar's movie, Monsters, Inc.? It plays beautifully on this age-old fear factor. Monsters, Inc. is a movie about all those monsters that live behind every child's closet door.

In this postmodern version, of course, the monsters use an efficient key-card system which, when electronically swiped and scanned, opens the child's closet door – the portal between the world of the monsters and the world of humans. The monsters simply pop through this portal, scare the poor kid, collect the screams as fuel, then return back through the doorway to their own world.

Now you know why there was never anything in your closet once you finally dragged your mom or dad in to open it up and expose the hideous creature you knew was in there.

The plot behind Monsters, Inc. is not all that far-fetched. Super-string physicists theorize that at the birth of the universe, there may have formed ten or eleven, or maybe as many as twenty-six different dimensions, all coexisting, yet not really intersecting. Although the universe as we know it exists now in three dimensions, there remains physical and mathematical evidence that those other twenty-something dimensions still exist. Although they are not here, they are there.

This existence of other dimensions of space (we haven't even begun yet to talk about time) is one of the quirks of creation that enables even the most disciplined scientists and scholars to yet dream of time travel. The key, however, would be finding an access – a portal – that could link one dimension with another. And of course, the cartographer's cautionary advice still haunts all our explorations into time and space and matter. There could be dragons, unknown monsters, waiting for us there.

On September 11, 2001, we all passed through a portal of sorts. The closet door we had long been edgily ignoring suddenly blew open and a terrible monster did leap forth. Once that door blasted wide, bringing down with it four airplanes, several buildings, and a still unknown number of men, women, and children, everything changed. We find ourselves now in a whole new dimension. We are still in our world, but it's a radically changed world.

· We can no longer run for a last minute flight.
· We can no longer shuffle carelessly through our mail.
· We can no longer look at our neighbors as innocent.
· We can no longer assure our children that everything is fine.
· We can no longer feel protected by our size and strength.
· We can no longer take tomorrow for granted.

Everything is different now. But that doesn't mean that everything is terrible, that life is hopeless, that evil is inevitable. Yes, there are monsters in this new place in which we find ourselves. But there is also an eternal presence that is greater than our world, our universe, our multiple dimensions.

Jesus said, "I am the door." Jesus encouraged us to knock on the door and to wait expectantly for it to open. Our God is a God who delights in opening doors – especially doors that open to change – changing worlds, changing times, changing hearts, changing minds. God's promise is that the person of Christ stands behind every closed door, reigns in every dimension, and walks with us through every portal.

The message of the gospel is simple. It's the message of our text: Everything is different now.

In today's gospel text, the Sadducees hope to stymie Jesus and force him to make a theological misstep by asking him a question about marriage and the resurrection. What the Sadducees don't see, what they cannot understand, is that for them to ask Jesus about who the sevenfold widow would be married to in heaven makes as much sense as it would for us today to ask directions to the 92nd floor of the World Trade Center.

The question doesn't apply anymore. Everything is different now.

In the age to come, when God's dream for us is fully realized, everything will be different. In God's dream for his people, all our earthbound parameters, all our precious rules and regulations, will no longer have any relevance. The Kingdom of God changes everything. Jesus came to change everything.

When Jesus said, "I am the door," he was telling us that Jesus is our entry, our portal, into an existence where everything is different.

Jesus' response to the Sadducees identifies those who are worthy as those who will become children of the resurrection. These worthy ones are called children of God – that is, those who have rejected this adultish world of status, possessions, and money; those who have instead embraced the childish practice of mercy for the oppressed and who have learned to love their enemies. By embodying the childish qualities of the age to come, these worthy men and women can begin to live now in the new, different reality of the resurrection.

This is the significance of Jesus' proclamation that when God declares before Moses that he's "the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob," we must hear that to mean God is the God of the living. In other words, God wants to be as fully present and active in here and now as God is in the age to come. But when we knock on the door and seek admittance to the resurrection-life that Christ offers, we're still standing on this side of the doorway. When Jesus opens that door for us, and lets his love redeem and transform us, we must remember: we're still on our side of the door.

Christians are people perched in the portico – gifted with a rare glimpse into the age to come while we yet live in the present age. We see both edges of the map – the edge wherein dragons and monster like disease and death lie in wait, and the edge that promises peace and everlasting life.

One of the most insidious monsters that has plagued our landscape since the beginning of time is not war, not hate, not terror, not anthrax, not disease. It is the monster named EGO. What is it but a monstrous ego that drives Osama Bin Laden to declare he alone knows the mind and heart of Allah, that his is the only dimension in which humanity may live. Remember, the Bible teaches us that the biggest monster of them all, Satan, appears to humans as an angel of light (2 Corinthians 11:14). The medieval depiction of Satan as a freakish monster with horns, goat's feet, and a pitchfork is not the way the real forces of evil appear on this side of the doorway. In Ezekiel we read that Satan appears to us as the most beautiful of all God's creations – the model of perfection, full of wisdom, and perfect in beauty (28:12). The scariest monsters masquerade as angels of light (2 Corinthians 11:14). The monsters to be feared most are not those in flaming red, but in robes of white, suits of blue, and in beautiful choir robes.

In the words of Pogo, "We have met the enemy, and he is us!"

This morning I want to focus on one of our greatest enemies: MONSTER EGO. Here is truly a monster that Christians, living on this side of the doorway should remember to watch out for. MONSTER EGO! Or as science fiction fanzines call the rush you get when you see your name in print: egoboo (short for ego boost).

Isn't that a great word? EGOBOO. Say it after me. EGOBOO. Say it to your neighbor. EGOBOO!

The world is being spooked today by egoboos. How does the Bible put it? Pride comes before a fall. Jack Paar once said about Steve Allen: "I'm fond of him – but not so much as he is."

Someone overheard a conversation that went like this: "Well, enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think about me?"

There are at least ten varieties of monster egoboos. Each monster egoboo resides in every one of us, lurking to come out and go on an ego trip, the ultimate journey to nowhere. (With apologies to Yale Professor Harold J. Morowitz for mangling his categories in Ego Niches: An Ecological View of Organizational Behavior (Woodbridge, CT: Ox Bow Press, 1977). In fact, the story of history is the almost infinite adaptability of the human ego to boo every situation.

First, there's the Octopus Egoboo. This basically shy ego hides in crevices and rocks. But when attacked or threatened by a predator spews forth a huge amount of black ink that clouds the water all around and hides the octopus. The black ink can take the verbal form of words (some of them exclamations, some of them expletives), or in a work environment can take the form of fluids like memos, spreadsheets, charts, copies, faxes, forms, etc.

Second, there's the Peacock Egoboo. When feathers get ruffled, the peacock plumage comes out – bragging, showing off, strutting one's stuff in rituals of dominance and domination.

Third, there's the Beaver Egoboo. Eager beavers love to tear down the tallest trees and get out the hatchet whenever they feel threatened or insecure. A North American beaver (weighing only 40 pounds) can fell a tree five inches in diameter in three minutes using his big front teeth. Alas, the church is filled with beaver egoboos who love to cut others down to size and then live off the debris their falling has caused.

Fourth, there's the Howler Monkey Egoboo. These egos possess a large cavity off the windpipe that enables them to howl and whine. Howler monkeys most often travel in packs. When threatened, they engage in shouting matches with other packs – furious roarings and threats to leave if they don't get their way, and high noise levels of protest.

Fifth, there's the Puffer fish Egoboo. Fugu is a puffer fish, a culinary delicacy among Japanese gourmands. The only problem is these fish have gonads and a liver that contain a deadly poison. If these aren't taken out and cleaned carefully, the meal will kill you. When approached by a predator, puffer fish take air or water into a special sac in their gullet and puff up to several times their normal size. What once looked like a manageable meal becomes too big to handle. Puffer fish egoboos puff themselves up out of all proportion to who they actually are and what they can actually accomplish.

Sixth, there's the Pigeon Egoboo. The poet Ogden Nash has written, "There is nothing in any religion, that forces us to love the pigeon."

Church pigeons guard their own egos by smearing and besmirching everyone else who gets in their way. Pigeon Egoboos are constantly dumping loads all over other people, dishing dirt, spreading rumors, pecking at this and that.

Seventh, there's the Sand Crab Egoboo. This ego constantly appears busy, but only moves sideways. It never gets anywhere; just rushes here and there without getting anything done. A husband and wife are on a long drive. Several hours after exiting the interstate, the wife pulls out a map and says, "We're hopelessly lost, aren't we?" The husband looks at his watch and replies, "Yes, but we're making great time." That's the Sand Crab Ego speaking.

The eighth egoboo is the Giraffe Ego, which lives in a world of its own. Its head is in the clouds, where it can easily run away and escape unpleasantries. The Giraffe Ego has trouble coming down to where reality is or where the people are.

The ninth egoboo is the Chicken Ego, which only pecks away at those lower on the social order.

Finally, there is the Frog Egoboo, which specializes in leapfrogging from one problem to another or flitting from one place to another, avoiding tackling anything very long.

If you recast Robert Louis Stevenson's poem from "My Shadow" to "My Ego" (again, thanks to Morowitz), it comes out like this:

I have a little ego that goes in and out with me, And what can be the use of it is more than I can see. He is very like me, from the psyche within the head, And fear of hurting him scares me when I jump into my dread. He hasn't any notion of how adults ought to play And tries to make a fool of me in every sort of way. He stays so close beside me, he's a coward you can see. I think it shameful to stick to people as my ego clings to me.

This side of the door, we will always struggle with these monstrous egoboos. Some things like human frailties and foibles remain much the same.

· We'll fuss over delayed airplanes.
· We'll fume when postal service slows down.
· We'll foolishly ignore warning signs.
· We'll forget to focus on our family.
· We'll falsely feel super and superior.
· We'll flippantly plan for a thousand tomorrows.

But everything is different now because the monster we're all afraid of, death, has been destroyed.

Have you opened Jesus' door to eternal life? A life that can begin now. Are your egoboos being chastened and controlled by the one who is The Way, The Truth, and The Life?

An old cartoon features a fairyland that was tyrannized by a dark force called The Shadow. All the fairies, elves, and animals in the kingdom fled in terror of The Shadow. The residents lived in such fear and trembling that the entire kingdom was about to turn into one huge shadow, and light would never again be seen. There was but one day of light left before darkness would rule completely. One brave little boy, armed with nothing but a single candle, decided to challenge The Shadow by heading straight for the evil one's lair.

Unafraid, he entered the Shadow's chamber and lit the candle. That was the end of The Shadow. The moment the light shined, it revealed that The Shadow was without substance.

That's all it takes. One candle, lit by the Light of the World, to frighten every monster, even our monstrous egos.

ChristianGlobe Networks, Collected Sermons, by Leonard Sweet