Matthew 25:1-13 · The Parable of the Ten Virgins

1 "At that time the kingdom of heaven will be like ten virgins who took their lamps and went out to meet the bridegroom. 2 Five of them were foolish and five were wise. 3 The foolish ones took their lamps but did not take any oil with them. 4 The wise, however, took oil in jars along with their lamps. 5 The bridegroom was a long time in coming, and they all became drowsy and fell asleep.

6 "At midnight the cry rang out: 'Here's the bridegroom! Come out to meet him!'

7 "Then all the virgins woke up and trimmed their lamps. 8 The foolish ones said to the wise, 'Give us some of your oil; our lamps are going out.'

9 " 'No,' they replied, 'there may not be enough for both us and you. Instead, go to those who sell oil and buy some for yourselves.'

10 "But while they were on their way to buy the oil, the bridegroom arrived. The virgins who were ready went in with him to the wedding banquet. And the door was shut.

11 "Later the others also came. 'Sir! Sir!' they said. 'Open the door for us!'

12 "But he replied, 'I tell you the truth, I don't know you.'

13 "Therefore keep watch, because you do not know the day or the hour.

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Matthew 25:1-13
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by King Duncan
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You have probably seen somewhere along the way a list of some of the more colorful excuses parents have written to their children's teachers:

For example, one parent wrote: "My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."

Or the note from this parent who appears to have taken drastic action herself: "Please excuse Mary for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot."

Or my favorite: "Please excuse Fred for being. It was his father's fault."

Some unknown wit has prepared a similar list for adults. These are the ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

#10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

#9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."

#8. …

Dynamic Preaching, Collected Sermons, by King Duncan