Gordon Melton scours the country trying to count the number of major denominations in the United States. It has been estimated that there are more than 33,000 denominations of Christianity in the entire world. There are not nearly that many in the U.S., but some of the groups that Melton discovered are kind of interesting.
For example, he discovered one group called, “The Church of the Kennedy Worshippers.” That’s a church which actually believes that it can pray to the late President John F. Kennedy, and be cured both of congenital defects as well as of terminal diseases.
Then there’s “The Church of the Ministry of Universal Wisdom.” They’re looking for flying saucers to come. And then there’s “The Church of What’s Happening Now,” which sounds like something out of the Doonesbury comic strip.
The proliferation of various expressions of Christian faith in this country is astounding. I understand that there are more than a hundred varieties of Baptist churches alone, including the Northern Baptists, Southern Baptists, General Baptists, Particular Baptists, Seventh-day Baptists, Hard Shell Baptists, Free Will Baptists, Duck River and Kindred Association Baptists, and the Two-Seed-in-the-Spirit Predestinarian Baptists.
That’s just Baptists. Almost every other major group has off-shoots as well. A group called the Church of God had a branch break off, calling itself the True Church of God, and a group split off from that calling itself the Only True Church of God. (1)
Each of those denominations was formed when somebody got upset about something and headed off on their own. This is ironic when you consider today’s text from the Gospel of Mark.
Jesus is teaching in Capernaum. One of his disciples, John, comes to him and says, “Teacher, we saw a man driving out demons in your name and we told him to stop, because he was not one of us.”
“Do not stop him,” Jesus said. “No one who does a miracle in my name can in the next moment say anything bad about me, for whoever is not against us is for us.”
That’s fascinating to me. Power obsessed leaders so often turn Jesus’ teachings on their head and declare “anyone who is not for us is against us.” But not Jesus. “Whoever is not against us,” said the Master, “is for us.” Interesting.
Mark from Wisconsin wrote in to his newspaper with this most ironic story: He stopped by a pet store one day to look for a bird. As he entered the store, he noticed a strange rustling noise coming from the back. In the back of the store was a large cage with a sign underneath it advertising “Sacred Doves of Peace.” And in the cage were two white doves . . . beating each other to a pulp. (2) I would like to say that is the way of the world, but it has often been the way of the church as well.
It reminds me of a proposal made by the Mennonite Church a few years ago. The Mennonites historically have been a church that advocates peace. Here was their proposal: Can’t we agree that as Christians we at least won’t kill other Christians? Now there was a time in history when Christians quite readily killed one another. A recent example, still fresh in our minds, is that of Catholics and Protestants in Northern Ireland. But this was the simple proposal of the Mennonites: Can’t we agree that as Christians we won’t kill other Christians?
Liberals objected that this proposal makes it sound okay to kill Muslims or atheists or Hindus, which of course isn’t the point. Conservatives protested that this proposal might make war impossible. After all, most of our bloodiest conflicts have been against other so-called Christian countries. Just try to imagine what the world would be like if we took that proposal seriously‑‑that we will not be responsible for the death of any baptized person. (3)
Even that humble proposal came across to many believers as too utopian. It always amuses me when people say we live in a post-Christian society. Friends, we still live in a pre-Christian society. The Gospel has not been tried and found wanting; the Gospel has never been tried. Not at a practical everyday level. The words of our Master shame us. “You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, that you may be sons of your Father in heaven” (Mt. 5:43-45).
Can’t we all get along? Most of you recognize that question. On the night of March 2, 1991, Rodney King and two of his friends were driving west on the Foothill Freeway in Los Angeles. The three men had spent the night watching a basketball game and drinking malt liquor at a friend’s house. As King drove, his blood alcohol level was nearly two and half times the legal limit. At 12:30 a.m. two Highway Patrol officers spotted King’s car speeding. They pursued at speeds in excess of 100 mph. According to King’s own statements, he refused to pull the car over because a DUI would violate his parole for a previous robbery conviction.
King exited the freeway, and the chase continued through residential streets at speeds ranging from 55 to 80 mph. By this point, several police cars and a helicopter had joined in the pursuit. After approximately eight miles, officers cornered King’s car.
A Highway Patrolman ordered King and his two passengers to exit the vehicle and lie face down on the ground. The two passengers complied and were taken into custody without incident. King initially remained in the car. When he finally did emerge, however, he acted bizarrely: giggling, patting the ground, and waving to the police helicopter overhead. King then grabbed the back of his pants. One of the officers thought he was reaching for a gun. She drew her gun and pointed it at King, ordering him to lie on the ground. King complied.
At this point, LAPD Sergeant Stacey Koon intervened and ordered the officer to holster her weapon. Koon then ordered the four other LAPD officers at the scene to subdue and handcuff King. As the officers attempted to do so, King physically resisted. Sergeant Koon then shot King with a Taser. King groaned; momentarily fell to the ground; then stood back up. Koon fired the Taser again, knocking King to the ground. King then stood up again and charged in the direction of Officer Laurence Powell. Powell and three other officers then repeatedly struck King with their batons. This beating was caught on video by a private citizen.
The Los Angeles district attorney charged the four officers with use of excessive force. However, a judge changed the venue of the trial citing contamination of the jury pool by the media coverage. The new venue was in Simi Valley. The jury consisted of Simi Valley residents ten whites, one Latino and one Asian no African Americans. On April 29, 1992, the jury acquitted three of the officers, but could not agree about one of the charges for Powell.
The news of acquittal triggered the Los Angeles riots of 1992. By the time the police, the US Army, the Marines and the National Guard restored order, the casualties included 53 deaths, 2,383 injuries, more than 7,000 fires, damages to 3,100 businesses, and nearly $1 billion in financial losses. Smaller riots occurred in other cities such as Las Vegas and Atlanta. On May 1, 1992, the third day of the L.A riots, King appeared in public before television news cameras to appeal for calm. Here are his words:
“People, I just want to say, you know, can we all get along? Can we get along? Can we stop making it, making it horrible for the older people and the kids? . . . It’s just not right. It’s not right. It’s not, it’s not going to change anything. We’ll get our justice . . . Please, we can get along here. We all can get along. I mean, we’re all stuck here for a while. Let’s try to work it out. Let’s try to beat it . . . Let’s try to work it out.” (4)
Rodney King may not have been the ideal spokesman for love and understanding, but his question still haunts us, “Can’t we all get along?”
God’s dream for the world is that we shall all get along. Catholics, Protestants, Evangelicals, liberals, First World, Third World, rich, poor, young, old it grieves the heart of God that we cannot heal the brokenness of our world.
Some time ago there was an interesting story about whales that were trapped in the ice off the coast of Alaska. These whales swam in the cool waters of Alaska so long that they missed the last plane to Hawaii! They were completely enclosed by the deepening ice. Some people saw their plight and tried to rescue them by sawing through the ice, but they were unsuccessful and called for additional help. The United States Navy sent in a ship to rescue the whales. That, too, failed. Finally, a Soviet icebreaker was asked to plow through the ice allowing the whales to swim out into the open sea. This was in American waters, and thus, before the Russian ship started its work, a United States of America flag was raised on its mast. People, especially the Press Corps, could hardly believe it! Here was a U.S.A. flag on a Russian ship! A whale was used to bring two countries, often at odds with each other, together for the sake of rescue. (5)
It’s interesting. God also used a whale to get the attention of the prophet Jonah. As you’ll remember, Jonah was prejudiced against the people of Nineveh. He wanted God to destroy the people of that city. And then God sent a whale . . . and then a gourd . . . and then a worm. Finally Jonah got the message. Basically the message of the little book of Jonah is God saying to his stubborn prophet, “Jonah, can’t we all get along?” God showed Jonah that God loved the people of Nineveh just as much as God loved the people of Israel. “Jonah, can’t we all get along?”
It’s a message we still need to hear. All the world’s people belong to God. God loves us all the same. God’s will is liberty and justice for all the world’s people. But here is what we also need to realize: there will not be peace in the world until each of us resolves to live out the message of Christ’s love in our own families and neighborhoods. If you and I cannot love one another, there is no hope for the world. If you and I cannot love our neighbor in the same way Christ loves us and gave himself for us, then we cannot expect peace to come to the world.
There was a simple story in the sports pages last year that demonstrates what it will take to bring peace to the world. It was a story about the first home run that Sara Tucholsky of Western Oregon University ever hit. With two runners on base and a strike against her, Sara did something she had never done before. She hit a home run. But then as she started to run around the bases, she missed first base. Realizing what she had done she started back to tag it and then something terrible happened. Sara collapsed with a knee injury. She crawled back to first base but couldn’t go on. She would be called out if her teammates tried to help her. The umpire said a pinch runner could be called in, but the homer would count as a single.
Then, the members of the opposing Central Washington University softball team did something that stunned spectators. Central Washington first baseman Mallory Holtman asked the umpire if she and her teammates could help Sara. The umpire said there was no rule against it. So Holtman and shortstop Liz Wallace put their arms under Sara’s legs, and she put her arms over their shoulders. The three players headed around the bases, stopping to let Sara touch each base with her good leg. The three-run homer would count. Here’s what’s amazing. Listen up all you sports addicts. This act of sportsmanship by the Central Washington team contributed to their own elimination from the playoffs. There was a price to their compassion, but still they did what was right. Sports writers around the country have hailed this event as the ultimate act of sportsmanship. Others have said it is the “greatest moment in sports history” anyone has ever seen. (6) I say it reflects a change that must take place in human hearts before God’s kingdom comes on earth, even as it is in heaven.
There will be no peace in our world, our neighborhoods, or in our families until there is peace in our own hearts. There is an insecurity within us that causes us to resent the person who is different. The basic cause of hatred is fear. The only cure is found in I John 4:18, “There is no fear in love. But perfect love drives out fear . . .” There is only one source of perfect love and that is God. God is love (I John 4:8). We need to so fill our hearts and our minds with the love of God that there is no room for hatred and resentment of others.
Robert A. Schuller, young Robert, tells of getting into an argument with his older sister when he was eight. “You’re a pig!” he screamed when she refused to give him one of his own toys. Their dad, television preacher Robert H. Schuller, heard what was going on. He came into the room and said to young Bob, “Robert, don’t you ever call your sister a pig again.”
“But, Dad, she is!” he objected.
“If you call her a pig, Robert, you’re calling me a pig, too!” said the older Schuller. Young Bob had to think about that for a while. He certainly didn’t think his dad was a pig. His father could tell that he didn’t fully understand what he was saying. “Robert, if your sister is a pig, then I’m a pig. She is my child! I can’t have a pig for a child unless I’m a pig. When you insult your sister, you’re insulting me, too. When you mock or belittle yourself, you’re doing the same thing to me. You’re my son.
“The same thing is true for you and God or for your brothers and sisters in the human race and God. When you belittle yourself, you’re belittling God. When you insult your neighbor, you’re insulting God.” Young Robert said he never forgot that lesson. (7)
It’s a lesson all of us need to learn. Can’t we all get along? We can if each of us will open our hearts to the love of Jesus Christ.
1. John Ortberg , Everybody’s Normal Until You Get to Know Them (Grand Rapids, MI: Zondervan, 2003).
2. Life As We Know It. Edited by Daniel Kelly (Kansas City: Andrews and McMeel, 1996), p. 32.
3. Pastor Glenn Schwerdtfeger, http://maynardav.org/sermons/BaptismSermon.htm.
4. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_King
5. Eddie Fox & George E. Morris, Let the Redeemed of the Lord Say So! (Franklin, TN: Providence House, 1999).
6. Billy Strayhorn, http://www.epulpit.net/080810.htm.
7. Getting Through What You’re Going Through (Nashville, TN: Thomas Nelson, Inc., 1986), p. 116.