Luke 7:36-50 · Jesus Anointed by a Sinful Woman
The Gifts of the Left Hand
Luke 7:36-50
Sermon
by Gregory J. Johanson
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JARED RARDIN is a local pastor with an extensive background in pastoral care and counseling. He serves on the staff of the well-known First United Methodist Church of Germantown, Pennsylvania, ministering to that particularly talented and dynamic congregation with duties in both care and counseling as well as social concerns and community involvement. The particular sermon in this volume was preached during the initial phase of his return to the Germantown parish after being gone for a period. In it he specifically offers an image to the congregation that helps delineate the nature of the work he intends to be about with them. The Gifts of the Left Hand offers a creative symbol for helping understand the potential and necessity of cultivating and valuing our underdeveloped, weaker sides.

It is no secret to most of you that one part of me is delighted to be back with this gifted congregation, so full of excellent music and art, so vibrant with lively people. It is enormously hopeful and energizing to be back at the home of Covenant House and the Germantown Community Theatre and the Magic Christian. We overflow with excellence and vitality and charisma, and that’s one reason I needed to come back here, and I suspect one reason you did, too. It is the kind of giftedness I will work overtime to encourage and develop in each and all of us. It is the outward risking of talents and commitments that I believe will be crucial to any lasting efforts we are able to launch in prison awareness, economic justice, Germantown renewal, or whatever else happens because you are gifted people.

But something in me - probably the voice of my own weaker side - insists on speaking a balancing word this morning. This is the word of my left hand to your left hand; a word of my weak side to your weak side.

I base my sermon on a text and a pre-text. The pretext is from my college chaplain, William Sloane Coffin, who used to lament: "Why do we always put our best foot forward when it’s the other one that needs attention?" It’s a worthy question, because when the best foot gets too far forward it’s pretty hard to keep your balance!

The text is from Luke’s story of the woman with the alabaster jar. The story strikes me as an uncanny sequel to the wise men we celebrated last week. Now there comes to Jesus in his adulthood another wise person, this time a woman; another person bringing an expensive gift, though her riches were measured in tears of remorse rather than trailing robes. So impressive is the story of this woman that I was tempted to title the sermon: "Not all the Wise Were Men!"

The wise men brought gifts of their right hand - their obvious wealth and wisdom, their obvious respectability and self-confidence. The wise woman risked the gifts of her left hand - the need for acceptance, the longing for love that would last more than a night, the sensitivity to the deadly resistance Jesus was facing.

As I think about it, Jesus seemed to have a gift for calling out the gifts of the left hand in people. When a rich young ruler - another wise man! - came to him, he dismissed his riches and his religion and asked about his commitment. When a respected Pharisee named Nicodemus sought him out, it was in the shadows of night in order that he could risk his weakness and his need.

What is a left-handed gift? (or if you are left-handed already, what are the gifts of your right hand?)

The left is the more awkward. Try eating your breakfast left-handed sometime - it’s quite an experience. We rub left-ness in by saying a guy like me has "two left feet" on the dance floor. The left hand is the slower, the less powerful. The left hand is the supportive rather than the shaping side of us, the supplementary rather than the primary, so far as order and action are concerned.

We even assign virtue and evil to right and left, whether it’s the hand of God in the last judgment, or the slightly sinister left hand - "la main gauche" - the hand that is bumbling or in bad taste. All of us have received left-handed compliments. Even politically, some people have the gall to designate "the left" as the more suspect.

In this meditation I want to invite your left hand to stumble around with me in some unfamiliar territory. I want to see whether we can advocate the gifts of the left hand as vital to our total giftedness, and to propose to you that the left hand carries the gifts rising out of our weakness, the gifts that complete and round out our strengths, and the very gifts of the spirit.

The left hand is the weak hand

In the midst of all the excellence we have here, I suspect it is harder for us to give the gifts of our left hand. Many people either give something they know is acceptably excellent, or they just hold back and hole up. It is easy for us to slip into a pattern of assuming our strengths are acceptable and our weaknesses are to be hidden. But if in this church a left-handed gift is not as acceptable as a great talent, if a widow’s mite or a sinner’s alabaster jar are discouraged, we are in trouble and our gifts will erode.

We lose too much when we hide our left hand. We lose the gifts that are discovered as a result of our hungers. Once when I was trying to explain a problem I was having to a group, they dismissed me by saying, "You present your problem so adequately that we are not convinced there is a problem." One man I knew was virtually abandoned by his parents and developed a severe stuttering pattern during his high school years. The stuttering was outgrown but the scars were not, and recently he quit his job of twenty years and enrolled in college to become a speech-therapist. And he will be a gifted one because he is also a soul-therapist, and he will be able to respond to the hungers of loneliness in those he treats. His is a gift directly emerging from one of his weaknesses.

Gordon Cosby is the gifted minister of the Church of the Saviour in Washington, D.C. His right-handed gifts of administration and communication are directly linked, I think, to his need. He has an insatiable hunger for the things of God and listens to everyone who comes to him in the vivid expectancy that he might hear a word from God from that person. So his gifts are directly related to his needs.

We celebrate Dr. King’s birthday this week, and we say he was more gifted that most of us could ever be. But what was his gift? Being so in tune with the human longing for dignity and justice that he could speak for it and act for it. Like Paul’s, his was a power made perfect in weakness. Dr. King knew that reconciliation often begins with the offer of our weaker, more vulnerable hand.

The Gift That Completes Us

If the left-handed gifts are the gifts of our weaker side, they are also the gifts that we need to complete us. Even those of you who are obviously gifted need to be reminded that even your greatest gifts need for their fullness the gifts of the left hand.

Someone in our office who was helping me get my left-handed thoughts together this weekend suggested that perhaps we only arrive at excellence by using our least developed gifts. That is another evidence of the importance of the left hand that I want to suggest to you.

I remember that when I tried out for the junior high school basketball team back in Kittanning, Pennsylvania, I thought I was pretty hot stuff after my years of experience in driveway scrimmages. So I suited up and took a few practice shots and then the coach said, "All right, let’s see your left-handed layup." I couldn’t even dribble with my left hand, let alone shoot. But the coach demonstrated why a left-handed shot was almost impossible to block from the left side of the court, and why a right-handed shooter in effect can only use half the court, can only play half the game. I assure you it was an awkward several weeks while I mastered that shot, but it was worth it.

I am sure that any piano player could tell you essentially the same story. If you depend only on your right hand, you’ve got only half a keyboard, a melody without any harmony. Maybe the church is like the coach or the music teacher, the one who is tolerant and encouraging of us in our awkwardness while we learn to use the underdeveloped dimensions of our personality and grow to wholeness.

I am sure that this, as every sermon I preach, has some roots in my own concerns and needs. I am sure that I advocate the gifts of the left hand because I want the gifts of my left hand to be accepted and valued. I don’t want only to be thanked for the things that I am obviously good at; I want some other possibilities to be noticed, too.

My interest in souls is a left-handed interest, sounding strange to most of our rational and intellectual ears. While it’s still a weak side, I need the encouragement of interest that draws out what I mean, and the pushing that helps me clarify. A right-handed gift is one that has established its strength; a left-handed gift is still unsure of itself.

I want to propose a couple of left-handed exercises for us this morning - one political, and later, one spiritual. (Or will it turn out that left-handed politics is really spiritual and left-handed religion very political?)

Consider the awkwardness of America, a nation floundering in bewilderment, sick of its sins. We have always been so right-handed in our technology and prosperity and our control of the world that our left hand has withered. Our left hand that used to know how to live simply on the frontier, that used to value the accomplishment of the little guy and used to fiercely defend his Bill of Rights, has atrophied.

We, who until now, were "Uncle Simon," in terms of the parable, find ourselves to be more like the woman - driven by our need to find a more lasting kind of acceptance in this world. Yet, if we trust the story, it may be good news that we are no longer Simon and now identify ourselves with the sinful woman. And perhaps our lying and spying and killing behavior can be taken up into the greater potential of love that that story of forgiveness illustrates.

The gifts of the left hand are important to us politically; I suggest they are even more important to us religiously. The gifts of the Spirit, say Paul, are love, joy, peace, gentleness - those gifts of the left hand. The proud, right-handed, self-sufficient person turns out to be the Simon who can neither give hospitality nor receive love. Simon lived from his right hand, judging, evaluating, behaving respectably. But because he neglected the gift of his left hand, he could not respond to the woman who was guest or to Jesus. His right-handed religion failed him. He may have enjoyed the order and the ardor of separating people into sheep and goats, but when the woman came in with her alabaster jar, it got his goat.

And yet more deeply, Jesus accepted his "goat" side. He did not take the woman and leave in a huff, but taught Simon a riddle. He accepted Simon’s weak side and invited him to the completeness he was missing.

And that’s what I hope our thinking about the left hand can do - invite us to pay attention to our weak side and look for the gifts that it holds. The woman came in all the awkwardness of her life situation - an outcast barging into high society, a lost woman begging to be found, a spontaneous woman breaking up the orderliness of that luncheon.

My left-handed longing is that we can trust our awkwardness and look for the gifts they may hold. I want to propose that we do a very awkward thing now, and that is to have three or four minutes of silence. Some of you, using the gifts of your left hand, have asked that we do that together in church. But even for most of you, it will be awkward. If it helps in the awkwardness of the silence, think about your weak side, your left side, or the weakness and left-handedness of our church or our nation. Let us be in silence....

Prayer: In the awkwardness of silence, Lord, we somehow know again that we are all of equal value and all of great value. Bless the gifts of our awkwardness that they may blend with our strength to sing us into a new song: "Guide us, O Thou Great Jehovah, pilgrims through this barren land. We are weak, but Thou art mighty. Hold us with Thy powerful hand." Amen.

The Rev. Jared J. Rardin, M. Div.

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