John 20:19-23 · Jesus Appears to His Disciples

19 On the evening of that first day of the week, when the disciples were together, with the doors locked for fear of the Jews, Jesus came and stood among them and said, "Peace be with you!" 20 After he said this, he showed them his hands and side. The disciples were overjoyed when they saw the Lord.

21 Again Jesus said, "Peace be with you! As the Father has sent me, I am sending you." 22 And with that he breathed on them and said, "Receive the Holy Spirit. 23 If you forgive anyone his sins, they are forgiven; if you do not forgive them, they are not forgiven."

Behind Closed Doors
John 20:19-31
Sermon
by Lee Griess
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There are some jokes that are just too terrible to tell from the pulpit. A pastor would have to be nuts to try to slip such a story by his congregation. For example, there is a story of a man who went to a psychiatrist one time with a sleep disorder. "Doc," he says, "I've been having trouble sleeping because of weird dreams. For example, last night I dreamed that I was a wigwam."

"Oh yes," the psychiatrist said. "That is terrible. Yes, yes indeed ... Please try very carefully to remember more and come back and see me next week."

So the next week the man returned. "Doc, it's gotten worse. Now I dreamed that I was a teepee. It was awful."

"Oh yes," the psychiatrist said. "That is terrible. But I do know now what your problem is. You are two tents."

Get it? Two tents — a wigwam and a teep…

CSS Publishing Company, Inc., Return to The Lord, Your God, by Lee Griess