There are some jokes that are just too terrible to tell from the pulpit. A pastor would have to be nuts to try to slip such a story by his congregation. For example, there is a story of a man who went to a psychiatrist one time with a sleep disorder. "Doc," he says, "I've been having trouble sleeping because of weird dreams. For example, last night I dreamed that I was a wigwam."

"Oh yes," the psychiatrist said. "That is terrible. Yes, yes indeed ... Please try very carefully to remember more and come back and see me next week."

So the next week the man returned. "Doc, it's gotten worse. Now I dreamed that I was a teepee. It was awful."

"Oh yes," the psychiatrist said. "That is terrible. But I do know now what your problem is. You are two tents."

Get it? Two tents — a wigwam and a teep…