Luke 16:1-15 · The Parable of the Shrewd Manager
Dirty, Rotten Scoundrels
Luke 16:1-15
Sermon
by King Duncan
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Movie producer William Castle was known in the 1950s for his low-quality horror films. In 1961, Castle did something totally unique in movie history: he let the audience choose the ending to his movie. Castle's movie, Mr. Sardonicus, was about a crazed, reclusive killer. Near the end of the film, ushers stopped the film and allowed audiences to vote on whether the killer should live or die. Then, the ushers ran the ending that the audience chose. The audience always chose death for the bad guy. It's a good thing human nature is so predictable. William Castle was counting on it. You see, he only filmed one ending to his movie, not two. He was so sure that the audience would vote to kill the bad guy that he only filmed that ending to save money. (1) This quirky little story provides us a window into human nature: We have a yearning for justice.

Take professional wrestling. [Pause.] Please. [Pause.] One of the staples of this well-choreographed sport is that there are good guys and there are villains. Each match is a morality play. Will virtue triumph? I imagine that depends on the script for the day.

Philosopher Immanuel Kant believed this universal desire of human beings to see justice accomplished pointed the way to God. He called it "a universal sense of oughtness." The Hero's Adventure is what it is sometimes called in storytelling. It is the classic formula of popular fiction. A virtuous person is called on to face overwhelming odds. He or she nearly loses possibly at the risk of his or her own life. Eventually, however, our hero is victorious. And vicariously we celebrate alongside the hero. We share in the pain of his challenge and near defeat, and we feel a sense of elation when our hero finally triumphs. It is rare, however, that an audience will celebrate an unhappy ending. It's such a downer. And rarely will an audience celebrate victory by a villain. Why, then, did Jesus allow a dirty, rotten scoundrel to triumph in one of his stories? You know which story I'm talking about. Jesus told his disciples a story about a rich man whose manager was wasting his possessions. So the rich man called his manager in and asked him, "What is this I hear about you? Give an account of your management, because you cannot be manager any longer." (2)

Judgement day was here. This man had been caught cooking the books. He thought he had been clever enough to cover his tracks, but he was wrong. So, now he was without a job. What in the world was he going to do. He starts debating within himself. What will I do? "I'm too old to dig," he says to himself, "and I'm ashamed to beg . . ." We can appreciate his dilemma. You don't have to be a crook to find yourself in a situation like that one. Many honest business persons have faced his dilemma. They're in mid-life and their company has down-sized and they are no longer needed. How will they deal with this life challenge? Or, perhaps, their small Mom-and-Pop business that they thought would carry them to retirement is threatened by the new Walmart that has come to town. Bankruptcy is only one bad month away. We can hear the dialogue going on in their head: "I'm too old to start again in another industry, and I'm too proud to go on welfare. What am I going to do?"

That's the situation of Jesus' dirty, rotten scoundrel. He's out of a job. Sure, he deserved to be out on the street, but that's not the point. The point is that he is in a desperate situation and he is going to have to do something. So, what does he do? Well, it's embarrassing to tell you. He does what he's always done. He cheats. He lies. He cooks the books some more but this time he does it in a way that benefits his boss' clients. He calls in his boss' debtors and asks each one: "How much do you owe my boss?" One of them said, "Eight hundred gallons of olive oil." The manager told him, "Take your bill, sit down quickly, and make it four hundred." Another one owed a thousand bushels of wheat. "Make it eight hundred," said the scoundrel. And here is the shocking ending to the story: Jesus commended the dishonest manager because he had acted shrewdly. Oh, my. The villain has emerged victorious. Whatever will we do? Cut this story out of the Scriptures? Use such obtuse language in talking about it that we obscure its scandalous nature? Try somehow to spiritualize it so that it is rendered both harmless and irrelevant? Heaven forbid. The best approach is to deal with it head-on.

NOTICE, FIRST OF ALL, THAT IT IS JUST A STORY. Jesus was a storyteller perhaps the finest storyteller who ever lived. His stories have had an indelible effect on western civilization. But it is so easy to get hung up on the idea that we are reading Sacred Scripture, the Holy Bible, the Word of God that we overlook the fact that many of the stories in scripture are not to be taken that seriously. They are, well, just stories. Jesus is not telling his disciples to emulate this crooked manager. They knew that. But they also knew the Master loved a good story. He had a great sense of humor. He used hyperbole absurd exaggeration, as in his example of the man straining at a gnat and swallowing a camel. What ridiculous imagery, but that's the way Jesus talked. Jesus told stories and the common people flocked to hear him. Preaching wasn't a dry lecture when Jesus was in the room. People were laughing and they were crying and all the time he was getting his point across.

Bible scholars tell us he generally was trying to get only one point across. That's what we should look for in Jesus' parables. One point in this very entertaining story. And it is an entertaining story. Stories about dirty, rotten scoundrels are always entertaining. Who among us doesn't like listening to stories of con men or con women who use their wits to survive because that's the only thing they have going for them? Maybe it is even healthier to praise the dirty, rotten scoundrels of the past who survived with their wits like James Garner's Maverick, and Jim Rockford characters for old-timers, who remember those television classics than the heroes of today, the "Die Hard," "Dirty Harry," Charles Bronson, Arnold Swarzzeneger, Sylvester Stallone-type heroes who simply blow a hundred of their enemies away in a typical motion picture.

So, Jesus praised a con-man. The question is, why? What was the one point Jesus was trying to get across? Here it is: WHEN THIS CON-MAN WAS PUT IN A CORNER, HE USED HIS BRAIN TO FIGURE A WAY OUT, AND THEN HE PUT HIS PLAN INTO ACTION. That's it. It's not a big deal, but Jesus says that most Christian people never figure it out. Jesus said it this way: "For the people of this world are more shrewd in dealing with their own kind than are the people of the light." It is so easy to get hung up on the way the unscrupulous manager went about remedying his situation that we miss the point that Jesus would have us see.

It's like a famous story about Christian sociologist and Baptist preacher Tony Campolo. Tony is a literalist when it comes to scripture. The problem is that the things that Tony takes literally are scriptures like, "I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat . . ." Tony believes Jesus meant what he said when he told us to feed the hungry and to clothe the naked. In his younger years Tony was speaking at a conservative Christian college. Right in the middle of his message he said something like this, "Most of you don't care a [blank] (and here he used a four-letter word that we don't use in polite society) about the hungry." And then he added, "And some of you are more upset that I said [blank] than you are about the fact that people are starving."  Now, Tony was not advocating using four-letter words. He was trying to make a point and he did so in quite a shocking way about our misplaced sense of values. Some of us who would never use vulgar language can walk right by a person in need and not bat an eye. One does not justify the other, but one thing you can say from Jesus' teachings is that placed on a scale, feeding needy people certainly outweighs always using polite language.

An effective communicator sometimes has to get people's attention. And that is exactly what Jesus does here. His hero is a dirty, rotten scoundrel, but his point is that Christian people need to learn from people such as he people who when they are in a corner put their brains to work and then put their plans into action and make a difference in the world. For example, let's take our church. And we could be talking about 95 percent of the churches in Christendom. We are good people, nice people, law-abiding Christian people, but we are not reaching as many people with our message as we ought to be. We are not helping as many people as we ought to be. We are not having the impact on our society that we ought to be having. Now we can hide behind platitudes. We can justify our ineffectiveness by saying, as many churches have, "Well, God didn't call us to be successful. God called us to be faithful." And that's true.

God didn't call us to be successful in the world's use of that word, but God did call us to be EFFECTIVE. We need to take a hard look at ourselves and our community and ask what we can do to more adequately represent Christ in this place. Do we need to change? Do we need to become a new kind of congregation to meet the changing needs of this new millennium? And what's true of us as a church is also true of us as individuals. Many of us find ourselves in difficult situations. It is so easy for us to sit around and wring our hands and pray, "Oh, Lord, what should I do?" when God is saying to us, "I gave you a good brain. Draw up a plan for solving this situation, put that plan into action and then I will be with you to bring that plan to a successful conclusion." Jesus says, through this story of a dirty rotten scoundrel, that it does little good if his people are so heavenly-minded that we are no earthly good.

There is an amusing story told about Jay Wilkinson, son of the famous football coach Bud Wilkinson. Jay ran for Congress in Oklahoma some years ago. Many people thought he would win easily. After all, Jay Wilkinson was an All-American at Duke who married a Miss America finalist after graduating from Harvard Divinity School. Young, handsome, and idealistic, Jay was a perfect subject for Madison Avenue wizardry. A television commercial was designed which pictured Jay and his wife walking hand-in-hand through an Oklahoma pasture. As they walked, they looked soulfully upward at the sky to the accompaniment of soft music with the ad "A Better Tomorrow for all Oklahomans." The incumbent, Tom Steed, was a good old boy with real sod-kicking credentials. He knew he was in for a tough fight. But he scheduled only a forty-second answer to Wilkinson's spot. He looked into a camera and said, "I may not have a fancy degree from Harvard like young Wilkinson, but I do know enough not to look at the sky when I am walking in a cow pasture." Steed won. (3)

Jesus surely gets weary with Christians who walk through cow pastures looking at the sky. Jesus surely gets tired of Christians who are continually looking to God to solve their problems for them when God has given them good minds to solve their own problems. And Jesus surely gets frustrated with Christians who look at a world filled with misery and say, "Oh my," but do not lift a finger to improve the world. "For the people of this world," said Jesus, "are more shrewd in dealing with their own kind than are the people of the light." You and I are those "people of light." And that's good. And we know there are some problems in life that we need to depend on God to solve, because we can't. But in a world of real problems, we need to roll up our sleeves and seek after real-life solutions. We need to learn from this dirty rotten scoundrel that Jesus told about, and get busy being the shrewd, effective disciples Jesus has called us to be.


1. Bruce Nash and Allan Zullo, The Hollywood Walk of Shame (Kansas City: Andrews and McMeel, 1993), pp. 80-81.

2. Scriptures in this sermon are from the NIV bible.

3. Someone sent this illustration to us years ago and I simply do not know the original source.

Dynamic Preaching, Collected Sermons, by King Duncan