John 12:20-36 · Jesus Predicts His Death
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John 12:20-36
Sermon
by King Duncan
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A man is watching television. His wife is trying to engage him in conversation:

“Dear, the plumber didn’t come to fix the leak behind the water heater today.”

Husband: “Uh-huh.”

Wife: “The pipe burst today and flooded the basement.”

Husband: “Quiet. It’s third down and goal to go.”

Wife: “Some of the wiring got wet and almost electrocuted Fluffy.”

Husband: “Darn it! Touchdown.”

Wife: “The vet says he’ll be better in a week.”

Husband: “Can you get me a Coke?”

Wife: “The plumber told me that he was happy that our pipe broke because now he can afford to go on vacation.”

Husband: “Aren’t you listening? I said I could use a Coke!”

Wife: “And Stanley, I’m leaving you. The plumber and I are flying to Acapulco in the morning.”

Husband: “Can’t you please stop all that yakking and get me…

ChristianGlobe Networks, Inc., Dynamic Preaching First Quarter 2012 Sermons, by King Duncan