John 2:12-25 · Jesus Clears the Temple
What If He Shows Up?
John 2:13-22
Sermon
by Mark Trotter
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I know that you remember Murphy's Law, which said, "If anything can go wrong, it will." There are a thousand variations of that law, such as, "Buttered toast, when falling to the floor, will always fall face down." But it seems that one day in this particular house the toast fell to the floor, and to the amazement of the family, it landed buttered side up. Immediately the scientists were called in to analyze this. Did this really refute Murphy's Law, which said that "buttered toast, when it falls to the floor, will always fall buttered side down"?

The scientists secured the kitchen, told everybody not to touch anything. They took pictures and brought in their instruments, weighed and analyzed everything. They created a computer model, tested it. They reached the conclusion that Murphy's Law was intact. The woman had simply buttered the toast on the wrong side.1

You see, we love laws. Laws give us the assurance of an orderly universe, where there is consistency and order. When there is consistency and order, then there is predictability. If the bread always falls with the buttered side down, then we know what to expect from life, and we aren't going to get our hopes up. Life is just a whole lot easier that way. Life is much more comfortable for us when there are no surprises.

There is another law. It's not as well known as Murphy's Law. It's a law of logic, called the Law of the Excluded Middle. Aristotle invented it, and students of logic have memorized it for thousands of years. It says, "A cannot be both A and B at the same time." That is to say, something cannot be hot and cold at the same time. It can't be true and false at the same time. It cannot be right and wrong at the same time. And you can't be enslaved and free at the same time.

That's called the Law of the Excluded Middle, "A cannot be both A and B at the same time." The only problem is, it can be. You and I are two things at the same time, all the time. We are both good and bad. We are both proud and humble. We are both sinner and saint. We are both enslaved and free.

Which is why human beings are always full of surprises. The news will always have a story about somebody who was a model citizen doing something terrible, even shocking. The comment will be, "We didn't know that he could be like that. It doesn't sound like him."

But it happens the other way too. Someone that we write off as being no good turns out to be a hero or a model citizen. Unfortunately that is not considered newsworthy, so we don't hear about that very often, but it is just as unexpected.

Unpredictability is not only true of human nature, it is also true of nature. The greatest discovery in the natural sciences in the 20th century was that "A can be both A and B at the same time" in what is called "subatomic physics." The working assumption now in that branch of science is unpredictability. They use terms such as "chaos theory," or "quantum theory," where something like a photon can literally be A and B at the same time. It can be both particle and wave at the same time. In physics it is called, the Principle of Uncertainty, developed by Werner Heisenberg at the beginning of the last century. It says that in the reality beneath the surface of things, the foundation of the creation, there is unpredictability.

All this means, philosophically at least, that it is very difficult to generalize about anything. Which is a problem for me, because I'm a preacher, and I am fond of generalizations. I use them all the time. It makes preaching a whole lot easier if you can use generalizations. Besides, you wouldn't want me to be specific about all things, bring up all the exceptions to a thesis. We would never get to the point. You would be here all morning, and you wouldn't want that. So I am forced to generalize, for your sake.

There are several kinds of generalizations. My kind of generalizations are called "sweeping generalizations." That's the kind I always use. I recommend it to you. I have a further confession. Not only do I use sweeping generalizations, but I also contradict myself. That's been pointed out to me. Someone will say to me after a sermon, "Did you know that what you said this morning contradicted what you said last Sunday?" I will say, "No, but thank you for telling me," because I can't remember what I said last week. Later when I research it, I discover they are right. But I'm a preacher. I guess my style of preaching could be called, "blatant contradictions, supported by sweeping generalities."

I'll take responsibility for the sweeping generalities, but I will pass the blame for the contradictions onto the Bible. I just preach what's there. I don't write that stuff, I just preach it. You will find contradictions in the Bible.

Now people don't like me to say that. They try to clean up the Bible and make it look like a book of immutable laws, all consistent with each other. But the only way you are going to do that is to explain away the contradictions. For instance, the prophecies of the Messiah. They are filled with contradictions. "For he is like a refiner's fire. And who shall stand the day of his coming?" That's from Malachi. But turn to the most favorite of all the prophecies, in the Book of Isaiah, the prophecy of the Messiah. "He shall feed his flock like a shepherd." So which is it? Is he a refiner's fire, or is he a Good Shepherd? You can't be both those things. Or can you?

Also the Bible says that God is like a righteous judge, and then turns around and says that God is like a loving parent.

The Bible says, "Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I will fear no evil for thou art with me. Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me." That's the 23rd psalm. But have you ever read the 22nd psalm. That's right before the 23rd psalm, incidentally. The 22nd psalm is the psalm that Jesus quotes from the cross, "My God, my God, why hast thou forsaken me?" So which is it? Is God the one who shepherds us through our darkest hours and comforts us? Or does he at times forsake us?

Do you see what a preacher is up against? This is not an easy job that I have. I have concluded that you've got three choices. You can ignore those texts that contradict one another, and pick out only those texts that support your own personal point of view. That's one option. The other is, you can rationalize them, explain them away. Say, "Of course what it says is not what it really means. What it really says is this..." Or you can accept the contradictions and assume this radical thesis: the contradictions are part of the revelation.

Which means God is not explained by the Law of the Excluded Middle, or any other law that we invent to make our world consistent and comfortable, with no surprises. You will never capture God in an axiom. You say one thing about God, you will probably have to turn around and say just the opposite is true as well. God knocks the stuffing out of the Law of the Excluded Middle.

The Law of the Excluded Middle says God cannot be both God and man. God cannot be both creator and creature. God can't do that, not according to our laws. So look God, we have this law. How about cooperating with us? Make up your mind. Which are you going to be? Are you going to be God, or are you going to be man? Because you can't be both. Even Aristotle said you can't be both. You can't take on our flesh, live our life, die our death, and still be God. It's logically impossible. It violates the Law of the Excluded Middle.

But according to the Bible, that's what happened. Which is what Paul is talking about in the letter to the Corinthians, read to us as our epistle lesson for this morning.

Has God made foolish the wisdom of the world? We proclaim Christ crucified, a stumbling block to Jews and foolishness to the Greeks.

What all that means is that God is not a principle. God is not a law that is there to keep our world consistent and comfortable. God is not something that can be reduced to a size that will fit our brains. God is free. In that sense, God is like a person. Therefore we can never control or confine, we can never possess or predict God.

Now that has something to do with the gospel lesson which was read to us this morning, the story of Jesus cleansing the Temple. That story contradicts our understanding of who Jesus is. This is not the Good Shepherd, who gathers up all the lambs in his bosom and takes them home. Not in this story.

I can remember my Sunday School days when I was in high school, what a problem this story was for the teacher, and what a delight it was for the self-styled atheists and free thinking sixteen year olds in that class, who loved to point out that this was the same Jesus who told us to "turn the other cheek." Here he is, chasing people around the Temple with a whip.

So what do we say about this story? What do we do with it? We could ignore it, pretend it isn't there. We could rationalize it. We could say that Jesus was just prophesying in the manner of Old Testament prophets. They dramatized their messages with what we would call street theater. Jesus was prophesying his resurrection with dramatic action. We can say that. Or, we can accept the contradiction as revelation. Then it would reveal that Jesus got real angry when he got around religious people.

So what if we were to make the Temple a church? What if we were to ask, "What if Jesus should show up in church?"

Dostoevsky tried to answer that. The Brothers Karamazov, his great novel, has a story within the story. It's called, "The Grand Inquisitor." Dostoevsky asked in "The Grand Inquisitor," "What if Jesus came to church at the time of the Inquisition?" He said the cardinal would not let Jesus in the church, because he knew what he would do. Jesus would just upset everybody. So the cardinal says to Jesus, "We have you captured in our doctrines and in our rituals of worship. We have made you consistent, and the people love it. They love you. It's reliable. We give them what they want. So for their sake, go away. You'll just upset them. For their sake, don't come back."

"The Grand Inquisitor" was set in Spain in the 16th century. But Dostoevsky was addressing his own century, the 19th century, and his own church, the Russian Orthodox Church. He answered the question, "What would happen if Christ came to church?"

In 1893, a man named William Stead wrote a book, If Christ Came to Chicago. He said, Christ did come to Chicago. He did not like what he saw in Chicago. He saw an awful lot of corruption and immorality and injustice. He saw it everywhere.

A few years after that, Edward Everett Hale, in Boston, wrote, If Christ Came to Boston. He said, Jesus liked what he saw in Boston. Jesus thought Boston was a wonderful place, everything to his liking. At the end of the novel, Christ gets on a train and goes to Chicago.

Harry Golden, the editor of The Carolina Israelite, wrote in a column in his newspaper once, "What if Christ came to Charlotte." He said that he would stick his head in the Christian churches and be bewildered. He wouldn't recognize anything there. Then he would head for the synagogue in Charlotte and feel right at home. He would see Harry in the synagogue, and he would say, "Harry, who are these Methodists, Baptists, and Presbyterians?"

So the way you handle this story is to ask, "What if Jesus showed up here?" What if Jesus showed up (oh my) in First Church San Diego? I think he would look around, and say, "Nice place. Real big. You can get a lot of sheep in here." Then you know what he's going to say? He's going to say, "Destroy this temple, and in three days I will raise it up."

"Look Jesus. We just built this some thirty-five years ago."

But he is not impressed. "Destroy this church, and I will raise it up."

Which means, this church cannot contain God. When God acted to save the world, he didn't do it in a church or a temple. He did it on a cross, at a place outside the city where they execute criminals, and in a graveyard where people weep. The church cannot contain God. All the church can do is point to God. So if what goes on in here points to God, then it's okay. If not, get rid of it.

What if Jesus showed up at First Church San Diego? What if he filled out an "I am Here" card? Would he check "Member" or "Visitor"? Is Jesus a Methodist? What if Jesus checked "Visitor," "Member of another denomination"?

The liturgist asks in the service that you fill out the "I Am Here" cards, and suggests that you can write something on the back for the ministers. I hate it when he says that. Sometimes we get some things we don't want to hear. I wonder what Jesus would write on the back of an "I Am Here" card? Probably to the clergy, "Shape up!"

Then I thought, what would Jesus say to the congregation? Have you ever thought about that? That is why John put this story in the gospel, so you would ask that question, "What if Jesus showed up in church? What would he say?"

There is an old story about a French pastor who was appointed to a new parish in a little village. He started out by calling on people in their homes. He called on one home and talked to the wife. When the husband returned that night, she told him of the visit of the minister. He asked, "What did he say?" She said, "He asked, 'Does Christ live here?'"

The man said, "I hope that you told him that we are respectable, God-fearing people."

She said, "He didn't ask that. He asked, 'Does Christ live here?'"

"We attend church every Sunday. I hope you pointed out to him that we go to church every Sunday."

"He didn't ask that. All he asked was, 'Does Christ live here?'"

The cleansing of the temple story is there to get you to imagine, what would it be like if Christ showed up in church asking questions?


1. From Bill Ritter

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