Mark 13:32-37 · The Day and Hour Unknown
The Difference Between God And Santa
Mark 13:32-37
Sermon
by King Duncan
Loading...

For more than twenty years, the television show Saturday Night Live has been known for its irreverent, sometimes outrageous humor. A recurring segment on Saturday Night Live is called "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handley." The deep thoughts consist of nothing more than touchy-feely psychobabble that sounds pretty good, but actually makes no sense. Here is a sample:

"To me, it's a good idea," says Jack Handley, "to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "˜Hey, can you give me a hand?' you can say "˜Sorry, got these sacks.'"

Here's another: "If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "˜God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "'Probably because of something you did.'"

That IS…

Dynamic Preaching, Collected Sermons, by King Duncan