For more than twenty years, the television show Saturday Night Live has been known for its irreverent, sometimes outrageous humor. A recurring segment on Saturday Night Live is called "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handley." The deep thoughts consist of nothing more than touchy-feely psychobabble that sounds pretty good, but actually makes no sense. Here is a sample:

"To me, it's a good idea," says Jack Handley, "to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "˜Hey, can you give me a hand?' you can say "˜Sorry, got these sacks.'"

Here's another: "If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is, "˜God is crying.' And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is, "'Probably because of something you did.'"

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