Matthew 15:21-28 · The Faith of the Canaanite Woman
It Makes No Difference Where You Belong
Matthew 15:21-28
Sermon
by King Duncan
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Religion has always been a rich vein for humorists to mine, particularly the differences between denominations. For example, two men were in an airplane and the plane developed engine trouble. It was clear that they were going to be killed. One said to the other, "Well, this is it. We are going to die. Are you religious?" The other one said, "No, are you?" The first one said, "No. I'm not either. We ought to do something religious, though, because we're going to be dead in a few seconds. Don't you remember anything religious that we could do?" The other man said, "Well, I used to live next door to a Catholic church, and I used to hear those people in there. Maybe I could quote some of it." "We only have about twenty seconds left," said the other man, "so go ahead." The man glanced thoughtf…

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