John 15:1-17 · The Vine and the Branches
How To Love
John 15:1-17
Sermon
by King Duncan
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You can learn things being around children. Here are some truths one father learned:

  • There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.
  • You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
  • A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long ways.
  • Glass windows (even double pane) don't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
  • If you use a waterbed as a home plate while wearing baseball shoes, it does not leak. It explodes.
  • A king-size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 sq. ft. house almost 4 inches deep.
  • When you hear the toilet flush and the words "œuh-oh," it is already too late.
  • Play-Doh and microwave ovens should never be used in the same sentence.
  • Super Glue is forever.
  • No matter how much Jell-O you put in the pool, you still can't walk on water.
  • Pool filters do not l…
Dynamic Preaching, Collected Sermons, by King Duncan