You can learn things being around children. Here are some truths one father learned:

• There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.
• You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
• A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long ways.
• Glass windows (even double pane) don't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
• If you use a waterbed as a home plate while wearing baseball shoes, it does not leak. It explodes.
• A king-size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2,000 sq. ft. house almost 4 inches deep.
• When you hear the toilet flush and the words "œuh-oh," it is already too late.
• Play-Doh and microwave ovens should never be used in the same sentence.
• Super Glue is forever.
• No matter how much Jell-O you put in the pool, you still can't walk on water.
• Pool filters do not l…