Topic: Marriage, marriage battles, dysfunctional couples, relationships, arguments

Characters: Husband, wife, announcer, referee. Husband and wife are dressed in shorts and t-shirts with boxing gloves on

Scene: Boxing ring

Announcer: (Can be offstage or dressed in a tux onstage) Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Palace's Saturday Night at the Fights. This evening's full card is brought to you by Out of Focus on the Family, the organization designed to create dysfunctional families. For our first bout of the evening: In this corner Joltin' John Smith. John weighs in at 200 pounds, stands 5' 7", is 41 years old, and is 37 and 37 in his career. His opponent is the one and only Wilma "Wildcat" Smith. Her age and weight are undisclosed. She also is 37 and 37 in the stats. And now let's go down …