SUBJECT: New Year''s 

CHARACTERS: TV news commentator (TV), Mr. Jackson, Mrs.

Jackson<Janie, their daughter, Son, Pastor 

SETTING: At church on Sunday morning

PROPS: None

TV: "Good morning, this is `The Daily Snoop'', and

this morning we''re at Broadway Baptist Church where we''ve switched the

congregation''s real faith for a lighter, less demanding brand of faith.  Let''s

see if they notice the difference." 

Pastor: "Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Jackson.  It''s so good

to have you here today.  How are you?" 

Mrs. J: "Fine, thank you.  We enjoyed your message

today." 

Pastor: "Well, thank you.  I always feel inspired

when I preach the message for the New Year.  I suppose you''ve both made your

New Year''s resolutions?" 

Mr. J: "Oh, yes, of co…