Topic: Food for spiritual health, growth, church, church attendance, Bible doctrine

Characters: 1 male, 1 female

Scene: Worksite. The two are having lunch from brown paper bags

Chuck: Well, I think that Julie and I have finally found a church.

Sally: Great! Where is it? What's it like?

Chuck: It's out in the subs.

Sally: North, south, west, northwest?

Chuck: North.

Sally: So, tell me about it. Harry and I are thinking of changing to something smaller. Worshiping with 5,000 of our closest friends isn't cutting it anymore. Tell me everything what's its name?

Chuck: It's called McChurch.

Sally: No, seriously.

Chuck: I am serious. The pastor said he wanted something everyone could identify with. And who hasn't heard of McDonald'sTM? It has a lot of similarities to McDonald'sTM too.

Sally: Like what? Drive…