It's a really small town! How small is it? Well, it so small that:

• The exterminator is a guy with a rolled up newspaper.
• They're going to get their first traffic light. They don't have the money yet, but they have picked out the colors.
• The McDonalds only has one Golden Arch.
• The 7-11 is a 9-5.
• You are related to more than half the town.
• Your car breaks down outside of town and news of it gets back to town before you do.
• Without thinking, you wave to all oncoming traffic.
• You don't buy all your vegetables at the grocery store.
• The city limits signs are both on the same post.
• The mayor had to annex property to eat a foot long hot dog.
• The local gas station sells live bait.
• You go to the State Fair for your family vacation.
• You get up at 5:30 am and go down to the coffee shop.…