Director's Notes: I have no clue why I write so many drama's where one person takes things waaaay too literally and over board. I guess 1) It's funny. 2) Hopefully people will see a little bit of themselves in all that madness. Anyway, this drama really only works if you can project graphics onto a screen.

Cast:

Dave: A family man that takes things too literally.

Wendy: A Mary Kay representative

Props:

An old slide projector (aimed at the audience)

10 graphics (that are shown on a screen behind the actors)

Setting:

A family room

(LIGHTS UP CENTER STAGE)

(Dave comes walking in, dragging Beth up to the stage.)

Dave: Now, come on. I’ve just got them developed and I’m dying to show it to you. It’s only going to take a few minutes. I’m so glad you showed up. I knew they’d send somebody. (During this, Be…