Acts 1:12-26 · Matthias Chosen to Replace Judas
How Have We Made It This Far?
Acts 1:6-14
Sermon
by King Duncan
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Charles Killian, a Professor at Asbury Theological Seminary in Wilmore, Kentucky has described a mythical modern worship service like this:

Pastor: “Praise the Lord!”

Congregation: “Hallelujah!”

Pastor: “Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone, and Kindle Bibles to First Corinthians 13:13. And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon.” [There is a pause.]

“Now, let us pray committing this week into God’s hands. Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God.” [This is followed by silence.]

“As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit cards and debit cards ready.  You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password ‘Lord909887.’  The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers.”

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Dynamic Preaching, Collected Sermons, by King Duncan