Narrator: Today we find Grace, still captive in the castle of the Evil Prince, forced by a magic spell to do his bidding. He is now moving her from the laundry room dungeon in the subbasement to one of his more horrible torture devices - the kitchen sink. [Enter Grace and the Evil Prince]

Evil Prince: Come on, Gracie Baby, move along. I’ve got a special treat in store for you today!

Grace: [Being led in chains] When are you going to give up. You can’t break me, and you know it!

E.P.: Now, Gracie, don’t be like that. You’ll come around, I just know you will.

G: Never!

E.P.: Every woman wants to be a good wife ...

G: Better check the statistics on that, friend!

E.P.: ... and once we’re able to get all those foreign ideas out of your head, you’ll see that what I want is the best thing for us - and o…