2 Kings 2:1-18 · Elijah Taken Up to Heaven
A Double Portion
2 Kings 2:1-2, 6-14
Sermon
by Billy D. Strayhorn
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At a recent church luncheon buffet line, next to the apples was a sign that read: "Apples: please only take one per person. Remember, God is watching." A little further down the line next to the cookies, someone had scrawled with a crayon: "Cookies: take all you want. God is watching the apples." (1)

Or how about the guy who stopped at the bakery right at closing time and ordered a batch of sugar cookies. The young clerk politely said she couldn't sell them because they were frozen. "Frozen?"

"Yes," she replied, "We bake the cookies, freeze them and later put them into the display case to defrost. They won't be fresh until tomorrow." (2)

Or how about the three-year-old who was caught sitting on the kitchen counter eating cookies who said: "I just climbed up to smell them, and my tooth g…

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