The wrong way to achieve unity in the church is to try and appeal to everyone. With a bit of sarcasm here are the recent churches formed in our county:
Potluck Assembly
Little Bit O'Bible Church
Cellophane Wrapped Communion Wafer orthodox church
Church of the Big P.A.
The Short-Term Pastor Center
Theology-Free Church
The Inaccurate Heart of Mary Catholic Church
Seldom United Church
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