The wrong way to achieve unity in the church is to try and appeal to everyone. With a bit of sarcasm here are the recent churches formed in our county:

• Potluck Assembly
• Little Bit O'Bible Church
• Cellophane Wrapped Communion Wafer orthodox church
• Church of the Big P.A.
• The Short-Term Pastor Center
• Theology-Free Church
• The Inaccurate Heart of Mary Catholic Church
• Seldom United Church
• New Wife Fellowship
• Church of the Perpetual Building Program
• Comfortable Pew Family Center
• Clean Bathroom Bible Temple
• Better Than the Rest Believer's Fellowship
• Legalist Bondage Assembly
• The Church Where the Pastor's Family Runs Everything
• The Two-Or-More-But-Sometimes-Less-Depending-On-Who-Shows-Up Bible Church
• Feelgood Fellowship
• Twist-and-Shout Revival Center