How Much Is That Preacher?
Good morning, madam. May I help you?
Yes, please, I'd like to buy a minister.
For yourself or your church?
Oh, for my church, of course. I'm already married.
Uh, yes. Did you have a particular model in mind?
I've got a description from the Candidate Committee right here. We want a man about 30, well educated, with some experience. Good preacher and teacher. Balance...
