... You'll have a better relationship. SAM: I don't know. It's tough. GEORGE: Well, this is my floor. Good luck. (NANCY ENTERS ELEVATOR) Oh, hi, Nancy. See ya later. (GEORGE EXITS) SAM: Hi. NANCY: Hi. (THEY HUG. PAUSE) I missed you. SAM: Yeah, me, too. NANCY: Nice ... : Well, what then? SAM: I don't know. NANCY: I don't feel like cooking tonight. Could we go out? SAM: Yeah, I guess. (THE ELEVATOR JOLTS TO A STOP) NANCY: I think this thing is stuck. SAM: Yeah, does look like it, doesn't it. NANCY: Oh, great. SAM: I' ...
2. Thinking Out of the Elevator Box
Illustration
Brett Blair
... angle from which to ponder solutions. To illustrate, here's a story about a problem faced by executives of a large company. The company had moved into a new skyscraper and discovered that the builder apparently had not put in enough elevators. Employees were disgruntled because there were long waits for the elevators, especially at both ends of the working day. The company working with building management, sat down to solve the problem. The task force came up with four possible solutions: Speed up the ...
3. Parable of the Elevator and the Stairway
Psalm 95:1-11
Illustration
... , "but I suppose I am just as aggravated when I have to wait or when it gets stuck between floors." "Well, at least when I want to go home the stairway is always there," said Jane. "Our trouble is everybody quits at five and they all want the elevator at once," said Marie. "Everybody has their problems, I guess." Some laws of God are always at work for everybody at the same time. Some apply under certain conditions. Prayer, like the stairway, is available at all times for those who will use it. Like the ...
4. The Elevator of Youth
Humor Illustration
... on a documentary about the Kentucky mountain folks, and they brought to New York a man who had spent his entire life in the mountains. The visitor was absolutely amazed at all he saw around him. His eyes popped as he saw a little old lady enter an elevator in the lobby of the RCA building. The door closed, the little red light blinked, and she was gone. Then, he almost dropped dead in surprise when, a minute later, the same door opened and out stepped a gorgeous young blonde. "You just can't beat science ...
... before God sent Moses to deliver them. God told Moses he would lead his people out of slavery, but then made him wait in the desert 40 years before he was allowed to do anything about it. Joseph, unjustly accused, spent 14 years in prison. Then God elevated him to second-in-command in Egypt. God had David anointed as king, but then David waited for years until the death of Saul before he actually ascended to the throne. Job waited a lifetime, 60-70 years, before he was vindicated. Even Jesus waited for 30 ...
... is one of the few times that a feminine pronoun is used with a blessing in the Bible. Almost universally we read, "Blessed is he . . ." but not here. We read, "Blessed is she who has believed that what the Lord has said to her will be accomplished!" Christmas elevates women. Let the literalists argue that the rib taken from man's side in the Genesis story consigns woman to a secondary role. We will take them to Bethlehem and show them the Son of God born of a woman. In fact, if you accept the doctrine of ...
... fees, until someone spoke up and said, “Let’s fix this with mirrors.” “What do you mean, fix it with mirrors?” Well, the person suggested, the problem really wasn’t the speed of the elevators or the number of elevators in the building, but the real problem was in the minds of the people who were waiting for the elevators. So he suggested, “Let’s give them something to do. What do people like to do most?” Oh, they like to look at themselves in the mirror! “How can we enable them to do ...
... shaft, urging the people to be calm. “Don’t worry,” he said, “calm down. We can take care of this situation. We’ll have you out of there in no time. I’ve already called the elevator mechanic.” There was silence – then from inside the elevator, a cracking voice, said, “I am the elevator mechanic.” Sometimes we feel bereft of power, but listen to Peter as he answers the question “Where is our power?” In fact, he answers this question first. Listen to it again in verses 2-4: “Like ...
... dignity of a child and to honor, receive, and approve that child, not as an inferior appendage, but as a valued fellow disciple, that person is respecting who I am, and who God is. In fact, Jesus is elevating the child above the men! The job of their leadership is to elevate the lowliest to the top of the heap! To spend their time empowering the disempowered, making visible the invisible, giving voice to the voiceless, and lifting up in honorable status those who have been ignored or deemed non-essential ...
... in their lives above ground, without any destination. Or, life can be like that twenty-nine story, skinny tower in Bristol, Connecticut, that has elevators going up and down in it as a testing ground for Otis Elevator Company. The building has no offices, no apartments, no stores. It simply encloses elevator shafts to test new elevator equipment. It houses eleven elevators and an escalator. One of the company’s consultants says, “This is basically a building filled with nothing.” This may be all right ...
... as a tomb. Thirty floors later you realize not a word has been spoken the entire journey, and everyone is facing the same way. Heaven help anyone who does not conform to this cultural norm. Well, not everyone does conform. Sociologist/preacher Tony Campolo got on an elevator one time. He realized everyone was standing like statues behind him. He turned and faced everyone and led them in a chorus of "You Are My Sunshine." But then, Tony is braver than most of us. Anyway, the leader of this men's group was ...
... of that fellow who owned a 10-story office building? About 10:00 one morning a great furor arose outside his door and very soon 5 or 6 of his staff burst into his office that a great calamity had taken place - the elevator was stuck between the 5th and the 6th floor and there was a passenger trapped on the elevator and the passenger was frantic. They scurried around to do what they needed to do to go and rescue the fellow. And very soon the owner of the building was on the 5th floor calling through the ...
... cable should break, would we go up or down?" That's all Billy Sunday needed. He was off and running. "It depends upon the life you have been living, he said, and he preached for a decision right there in the elevator. Don't miss the point I'm making. I'm not holding Billy Sunday up as a model. I'm simply saying that the principle is valid for all of us. The circumstances of our life may determine how we share the Gospel, but not whether we share it. We ...
... quite a bit, because he was being used by corporations and by government agencies to solve problems for them. My favorite story is a solution he found for a corporation that had its offices in one of those tall New York skyscrapers. The building, it turned out, had too few elevators. The result was that the office workers were getting impatient, even angry, waiting at the beginning and the end of the day for an ...
... up… and continued to apologize profusely. The next morning when the lady went down to check out, she was told that her bill had already been paid. “I don’t understand,” she said. The hotel cashier explained: “Well, the man with the dog on the elevator yesterday felt so badly about what happened… that he has cared for all your expenses. By the way, that man was the famous pop singer… Lionel Ritchie!!” The second story is about a woman from Houston who made a trip to Los Angeles. While there ...
16. Jewish Understanding of Faith
Hebrews 11:1-40
Illustration
John R. Steward
... for a Jewish man. One day the man asked him to go up to the fourth floor and put a refrigerator on a dolly and bring it down the elevator. Jim did just as he had been told. He put the refrigerator on the dolly and delivered it to the elevator. He pushed the dolly and refrigerator into the elevator and then he heard a loud crash. It seems that the elevator was not where it was supposed to be and the refrigerator fell down the shaft to the floor, smashing into hundreds of pieces. To say the least, Jim was ...
... years ago a farmer went to a big city and stepped into a hotel lobby where there was an elevator. He watched how people walked into the elevator, doors closed, and then an indicator like a hand of a clock pointed to the number of the floor where the elevator was. He noticed how people got on the elevator and shortly they stepped off it. He saw an overweight woman get on and soon there stepped off the same elevator a slender lady. Seeing that, he took off his hat, scratched his head, and was heard to say to ...
... cable broke, would we go up or down? That’s all Billy Sunday needed. He was off and running. It depends upon the way you’ve been living, he said. And he preached a sermon right there, calling for a decision in the elevator. Now don’t miss the point I’m making. I’m not holding Billy Sunday up as a model. I’m simply saying that the principle is valid for all of us. The circumstances of our lives may determine how we share the gospel, but it doesn’t determine whether ...
... the janitor simply repeated his words: "I think I know a way how you can do it without shutting down the hotel." "Oh you do, eh?" said the manager very condescendingly, "Well tell us, then, what's your solution?" And the old janitor said, "Why don't you build the elevator on the outside of the building. You could build it with glass if you wanted to, and the people could look out over the bay and over the city as they went up to their floors. It could even be a big selling point." And you know, those high ...
... spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity." "Really, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the senator. "I’m sorry but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is an impressive clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends, most of them politicians as well. Everyone is very ...
21. The Choice Is Yours
Humor Illustration
... spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity." "Really?, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Senator. "I'm sorry, but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very ...
... day), the Festival of Weeks (or Pentecost, in Acts 2:1; 20:16; 1 Cor. 16:8) comes on the day after the seventh Sabbath, that is, on the fiftieth day (23:15–16). In the Second Temple period, it was assumed that the timing of the Elevated Sheaf was tied to the beginning of the Festival of Unleavened Bread. This raised a question regarding which there was fierce debate: Does “the day after the Sabbath” (23:11, 15) refer to the first weekly Sabbath after Passover or to the ceremonial Sabbath (partial rest ...
... is a multi-cultural church with members from over thirty countries, so living together is fun and full of things to learn.” If we’re going to the twentieth floor, I can say a little more! Jesus, always the master communicator, is giving the disciples his version of an elevator speech here. This is the core of what he’s trying to teach them. We can feel the focus of the gospel shift now. The first eight chapters of Mark make the case for who Jesus is. He shows us and tells us by his healings, his meals ...
... the Savior of the World. The first Advent candle to be lit this morning is the Light of Justice. (HERALDS stand side by side as if they have great news to tell; 1ST HERALD is in the middle) 1ST HERALD: (Lights taper in his/her hand from elevated candle. Facing the audience, holds candle outstretched, both hands aloft, looks toward heaven and proclaims loudly) Behold, the people who walk in darkness have seen a great light. Those who live in a dark land, the light will shine upon them. "For His name shall be ...
... a matched set of leather luggage from the trunk. A young man and woman were being escorted out of the limo and into the hotel. The whole scene exuded opulence, power, and notoriety. It also caught the eye of one of the sales representatives in the elevator, who nudged another passenger and in a serious tone said, "Look Joe, now there’s a great salesman." Joe nodded in agreement, "Wow...." Whether the conclusion about this couple was accurate or not I don’t know. Maybe the young woman was a great ...