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26. Building a Barn

Luke 12:13-21

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Dave Barry

Nobody in this country knows how to do anything anymore. There was a time when average Americans could get together and, in one afternoon, build an entire barn. Yes! A barn! Can you imagine average Americans doing that today? Not a chance! They'd spend weeks debating the membership and organizational structure of the Barn Architect Selection Committee, whose members would then get into a lengthy s...

27. Preparation - or Lack of It!

Mark 1:1-8; Luke 3:1-6

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Dave Barry

To avoid offending anybody, the school dropped religion altogether and started singing about the weather. At my son's school, they now hold the winter program in February and sing increasingly non-memorable songs such as "Winter Wonderland," "Frosty the Snowman" and this is a real song "Suzy Snowflake," all of which is pretty funny because we live in Miami. A visitor from another planet would assu...

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