Welcome to worship on this Valentine’s Day, 2010. That’s a reminder to the husbands in the congregation, just in case you forgot. According to one source, it is easy TO TELL YOU FORGOT VALENTINE’S DAY. Here are some dead giveaways:

The kids tell you that Mom “went to bed early” and “locked the door” . . . while you were taking out the trash.
Hallmark calls, offering discounts on apology cards.
You wake up with a florist’s ad stapled to your forehead. (1)

Just a friendly warning. And I also need to say something to any single guys in the congregation. According to another authority, there are some things you definitely should NOT say on your Valentine Date this evening. Things like . . .

I really don’t like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expi…