"You might be a redneck," says Jeff Foxworthy, "if your grandmother was asked to leave a bingo game because of her language. You might be a redneck if you ever hit a juke box with a pool cue. You might be a redneck if you come back from the dump with more than you took. You might be a redneck if you know how many bales of hay your car will hold. You might be a redneck if your Dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade."

I don't know why it is still acceptable in our politically correct society to make fun of rednecks. Perhaps it's because rednecks make fun of themselves. One of the longest running comedy shows on television was HEEHAWa show by rednecks for rednecks. And has there ever been a more popular town on television than MAYBERRY, RFD? So perhaps that gives us a licen…