Even little children understand that there are some things you had better get right and understand to be true, or you can get yourself into big trouble. For example: I came across a little document entitled "Great truths about life that little children have learned." Here are some of them:

No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

If your sister hits you don't hit her back; they always catch the second person.

Never ask your three-year-old brother to hold a tomato.

You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.

You cannot hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

Don't wear polka dot underwear under …