I read a story about an angel of the Lord who telephoned the editors of five major newspapers with this message:

"God says the world will end tomorrow."

The New York Times carried a front page headline which read:

"The World Will End Tomorrow Reliable Source Says"

A box read: "Analysis on page 11."

The Wall Street Journal's front page headline read:

"World Ends Tomorrow; Market Plunges"

The headline in USA Today read:

"We're Gone!"

The Headline in the LA Times read:

"World Ends Tomorrow; Bill Clinton says, ‘Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow."

Finally, the headline in the Washington Post read:

"World Ends Tomorrow; Congress Approves Term Limits, and School Prayer."

Well, the paper will never print it, but this world is going to end. Jesus is going to come back. There is going …