I heard about a young preacher who was going to preach his very first sermon, and he was going to preach from the text that I will be preaching on this morning. As he introduced it he said, "I want to talk to you about how Jesus fed five men with five thousand loaves of bread and two thousand fish."

Well, there was a man in the church that loved to intimidate preachers and he jumped up and said, "Great day, that's no miracle, I could do that!"

This young preacher was just shattered and couldn't even preach the sermon. Well, the next Sunday, out of spite, he started over with the same sermon and announced this time correctly: "I want to talk to you today about how Jesus fed five thousand men with five loaves and two fish." He looked down at the critical church member and said, "I guess yo…