A certain married couple had many sharp disagreements. Yet somehow the wife always stayed calm and collected. One day her husband commented on his wife’s restraint. “When I get mad at you,” he said, “you never fight back. How do you control your anger?”
The wife said: “I work it off by cleaning the toilet.”
The husband asked: “How does that help?”
She said: “I use your toothbrush!”
A motorcycle patrolman suffered a minor accident that put him in the hospital for a couple of days. His injuries had been to his foot and his ankle. Then why, he wondered, did he feel what seemed to be a large bandage on his chest? With some effort he was able to pull his hospital gown down far enough so he could examine the bandage and figure out its purpose. When he did, he saw it was indeed a large bandag…