[Two men meet.]

1: So there you are; I’ve been looking for you!

2: For me? Why?

1: You know why. I’ve got something to settle with you.

2: [Begins to back away] Oh, now, wait a minute. If you’re talking about what happened yesterday ...

1: That’s exactly what I’m talking about.

2: That was not my fault.

1: [Gets 2 trapped in a corner] Oh, I suppose you just happened to be standing there.

2: That’s right, I just happened to be standing…