At an office meeting, Ben got the official news that he would become the manager of one of the most influential departments in the company. His colleagues admired him because of his tireless work, and they respected him as a dependable person in whom they could place their trust. They were glad when they found out that he had gotten the promotion. In order to celebrate the news with him, they bought him a gift. Well, it was actually more like a gag-gift, the kind that he would place on his shelf and chuckle over every time he saw it.

They searched far and wide and finally found the perfect gift for Ben. It was a cap that had two bills sewn onto it instead of one. Both bills faced in opposite directions. A curious caption had been printed around the cap. Bill read it out loud when he took …