Note: The ages and sexes of these characters are unimportant. What is important is that the lines be spoken quickly and aggressively, almost overlapping one another. Those who are speaking are on the attack and must sound that way.

1: [Enters quietly. Suddenly three people from the audience jump up and begin to close in on 1]

2: Don’t do that!

3: Don’t say that!

4: Stop that!

2: Who do you think you are?

3: What right do you have ...

4: You can’t get away with that!

2: That’s hardly prope…