The homework for a Sunday school class was to read Isaiah 9. The teacher asked the class how many had remembered to read the chapter. Every hand went up.
"Wonderful!" she thought, "We can have a great discussion!"
"Do you remember the first verse?" she asked. The group fell into complete silence while a few of the youngsters paged furiously through their Bibles trying to find Isaiah.
"I''ll give you a bit of help," said the teacher. "''The people who walked in darkness . . . ''"
Still no answer. "I have a candy bar for the first one who can complete the verse," she prodded.
Instantly she was besieged by answers! "The people who walked in darkness . . ."
"Use less electricity!" volunteered one.
"Stub their toes a lot!" volunteered another.
"Spend most of the time sleeping!" said sti…