"... This Jesus whom I preach to you is the Christ."

A conductor said to the Lt. Governor of the State of Pennsylvania, as he was boarding a train, "Go right up the steps, sir, turn left, and take a seat." But the Lt. Governor turned right instead of left and found himself in an empty car. He had just settled himself down when some twenty people, all dressed exactly alike, came in the car. The conductor said, "Sir, I think you’ll want to move into the other car. You see, these people are all from the mental hospital." "No, I’ll just stay right here," the Lt. Governor responded. Pretty soon a guard came in and began counting his patients, saying, "One, two, three, three, four, five ..." and coming to the man who was dressed differently from the rest, he asked, "Who are you?" He answered, I…