Billy Joe, a good old boy from the Deep South, stopped at a convenience store. There he ran into Ricardo, an old buddy from New York City.  Billy Joe was a mischievous sort. When no one was looking he stole 3 candy bars from a store shelf.

Walking out of the store he turned to Ricardo and bragged, “Ha!  Did you see what this old Southern boy did? I stole three candy bars and got away with it. Man, I’m slick.” 

Ricardo wasn’t impressed. “That’s nothing. Let’s go back to that store and I’ll show you what slick is where I come from.”

So they returned to the convenience store. Ricardo went up to the young man behind the counter and said, “You want you see a fantastic magic trick?”

The young man said, “Well, I guess so.”

Ricardo said, “Give me a candy bar.”

The convenience store clerk gav…