I'm your pastor and I am going to give you permission to worry. But, you can only worry if one of these 7 things happens to you:

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city.

Your twin sister forgot your birthday.

Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.

Your income tax check bounces.

Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill", and your name is George.

Other than that you don't have anything to worry about.