A priest and a rabbi from local parishes were standing by the side of the road holding up signs. The rabbi’s sign read, “The End is Near!”

The priest, on the other side of the road, held up a sign which read, “Turn before it’s too late!” They planned to hold up their signs to each passing car.

“Get a job,” The first driver yelled at them when he saw the sign.

The second driver, immediately behind the first, yelled, “Leave us alone you religious freaks!”

Shortly, from around the curve, the two clergy heard screeching tires and a splash followed by more screeching tires and another splash. The rabbi looked over at the priest and said, “Do you think we should try a different sign?”

The priest responded thoughtfully, “Perhaps our signs ought to say simply ‘Bridge Out.’”

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