I finally got a copy of the Rules of Life. We all want them because we think that having a set of rules for life will make life so much easier and less confusing. Just find the twelve rules and follow them and it will take away a lot of worry and agony out of life. So I was excited when I got them. I do not know who made them up, but I got them by e-mail off the Internet, so I know that makes them official. The Twelve Rules of Life:

1. Never give yourself a haircut after three drinks.
2. There are only two tools required: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it is supposed to move, squirt it with WD-40. If it moves and it is not supposed to move, wrap it in duct tape.
3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are "I apologize" and "You are right."
4. Everyone seem…