Sometimes I wonder what kids hear when we try and teach them the faith. One child, for example, was doing a fine job of repeating the Lord's Prayer until she said, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."

Then there was the kindergarten boy who came out of Sunday School one day and his mother asked him what he had learned in class. "We learned about Moses and the Pharaoh," the boy said. "Oh, that's nice," his mother said, "will you tell me about it?"

OK, the boy said. You see, Pharaoh's army was chasing Moses and the Israelites all over the desert. It looked real bad. In fact, the Isr…