A farmer who had never been to the city was chosen by his grange to represent them at a national convention, and thus he found himself in New York. After checking in at the hotel, he approached an elevator, something he had never seen. He watched as a very large woman walked into the elevator. The door closed, what appeared to be a single hand on a large clock made a revolution, and the door opened again, this time discharging an attractive, curvaceous young lady. The astonished farmer ran to the nearest phone, called his wife, and said: "Martha, pack your bag and get here as quick as you can! I found a place where you can get that form we’ve been wantin’ all these years!"

Apparently, the farmer and his wife were both dissatisfied with her form and were hoping for a better form for her in…