I enjoy humor about married couples.
Comedian Brian Kiley said recently, “I love being married. When I was single, I got so sick of finishing my own sentences.”
A pastor was teaching on Proverbs 16:24 which reads like this: “Pleasant words are as a honeycomb, sweet to the soul, and health to the bones.”
The minister then added, “In other words, you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.”
One woman in the congregation put this advice to work immediately. She leaned over, put her head on husband’s shoulder and whispered in his ear, “I just love to watch your muscles ripple when you take out the garbage.”
Our lesson from Mark’s Gospel is about marriage. It is also about the more painful subject of divorce.
A man tells about browsing in a Christian bookstore one day. He disco…