I hope you had the best Christmas ever. Robert Orben says city kids have a difficult time understanding the Christmas story. When he said that Mary and Joseph had to spend the night in a stable, his daughter asked, "What’s a stable?" he said, "Picture your room without a stereo!"

Doc Blakely said his son is so out of it that he got a pair of cuff links for Christmas and had his wrists pierced. Just a little Christmas humor to help you get into the service this morning.

Ron Gullion had a recurring dream about a two-hundred-fifty foot fir tree near his house. He dreamt the tree fell on his house, crumpling the roof and splintering through the living room and front bedroom with a sickening, thunderous roar. Each nightmare would wake him up in a drenching sweat. All his dreams were vivid and…