Two Chances
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It's kind of like the young fellow who was walking near a draft board during the Vietnam War.

A neighbor said, "You had better stay away - you are liable to get drafted."

The young man said, "Well, I always figure I have got two chances: I might get drafted and I might not. And even if I'm drafted, I still have two chances: I might pass and I might not. And if I pass, I still have two chances: I might go across and I might not. And even if I go across, I still have two chances: I might get shot and I might not. And even if I get shot, I still have two chances: I might die, and I might not. And even if I die, I still have got two chances!"

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