Object: A pair of shoes, salt and pepper, knife and fork.

Have you ever noticed how certain things go together, boys and girls? For instance, what goes together with boys? Girls! Almost every Sunday morning I say, "Good morning, boys and girls." When I see boys and girls together on Sunday morning, I know that we are going to have a worship service.

The other night I saw two bright lights coming down the road and I knew then what was coming. A car, that's right. Now, let's see what else I have here with me that you might know about. [Hold up knife and fork.] What do you call these two things? When you see a knife and …