A man was riding on a train. He was pacing back and forth and one of his kids was yelling, "Papa, Papa, I want a glass of water. I want a glass of water." The harried man just kept walking back and forth, and the kid kept yelling. Finally, the man smacked the kid on the seat and told her to shut up. A nice old lady across the aisle stopped him and said, "Mister, I'm going to call the conductor and make trouble for you!" The guy said, "Lady, you're gonna make trouble for me? That kid there is my Becky; she just ripped a hole in her new dress. My Rosie over there is crying for a glass of water. The other girl is just sixteen, is in a family way, and no husband. My wife just died and is in the baggage car ahead. I lost my tickets, and now I find out I'm on the wrong train. Go ahead, make trou…