How to Train Your Child to be a Delinquent
- When your kid is still an infant, give him everything he wants. This way he'll think the world owes him a living when he grows up.
- When he picks up swearing and off-color jokes, laugh at him, encourage him. As he grows up, he will pick up "cuter" phrases that will floor you.
- Never give him any spiritual training. Wait until he is twenty-one and let him decide for himself.
- Avoid using the word "wrong." It will give your child a guilt complex. You can condition …
Portland, OR: Multnomah Press, The Quest For Character, by Charles Swindoll